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profiting:

realizing its 3 am on a school night

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iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*



mtvother:

Congratulations to Michale Che on becoming the new SNL Weekend Update co-anchor! We already know he’s going to be amazing.

Here’s his hilarious Inside Joke episode.

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armadillo:

WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING 

Music is it’s own language.

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armadillo:

WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING 

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teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
me: the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned